What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
10.06.2025 11:18
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Loons and Moons
How do we write and pronounce "it's my pleasure" in Italian?
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share office space ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
How NASA Plans To Deal With Death In Space - Jalopnik
Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
Guy Hears Cries During Hailstorm — Then Saves An Entire Family - The Dodo - For Animal People
Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
Plane from Indianapolis diverted to Tulsa due to weather ahead of NBA Finals Game 1 - KOKH
Nuts and Butts
They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
How do I run away? I'm 15 and live in Oklahoma.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
Do you think Japan will have same-sex marriage by 2030?
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Mark Hamill Say Carrie Fisher Told Him to Embrace His Star Wars Fame - Variety
Then came..
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Cleveland-Cliffs, Tesla, GM, Blueprint Medicines, BioNTech, DraftKings, and More Movers - Barron's
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So, the docs changed it to read
Robotic table tennis system predicts ball trajectory and adapts swing in real time - Tech Xplore
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What does it feel like to "lose your looks" to age?
Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Demand in the Housing Market Just Got Even Worse, as Supply Piles Up - Wolf Street